The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

I stumbled upon this blog/journal a couple of years ago and laughed til I cried. Please do yourselved a favor and give them a read.



http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs4.php



You'll have to cut and paste. Too lazy to code right now.

Yeah, after 26 hours of travel, I'm back in the States.



Broadband rules!



More later......

So, I'm sitting here using a public internet terminal in the airport in the United Arab Emirates (UAE).



http://www.lonelyplanet.com/destinations/loc-mea.htm



I have 3 hours to kill before my 2:45am flight...soooo...what better way to do so than to sit in front of a computer and hang out on the Rave. Right? Yeah. Anyway, I'm just going to ramble for a while. Enjoy the ride.



There is a huge duty free shopping area out there...but I'm afraid I'll go crazy and buy something that don't need but is REALLY cool. I'm glad I already have an iPod. heheh I don't think I've ever seen a wider and more vast assortment of watches. It's like BLING! watches as far as the eye can see.



Damn, I'm tired. Sigh. Just want to lean back in the chair on the plane and wake up in the States. I just did the calcumalations in my fuzzy-muzzy head and it seems that from the time my first plane takes off to the time the last one sets down in Virginia, I'll have been travelling 26 HOURS. Oh man.....



I'll add to this as I think of pertinant stuff....think I'm gonna get something to eat.



Update: 12:47am

Damn...they have some mighty fine tuna cakes in this joint! The fruit-kabob isn't half bad, either. There are all kinds of odd looking yummies on the buffet in the lounge, here. I'm sort of afraid of most of them, as they aren't labled. Mystery food. Hmmm...think I'm going back for more tuna cakes.



Update: 1:00am

Ok, there's dude in here whose got the most annoying ringtone on his cell-phone. It's a cross between techno and a Saturday Morning cartoon theme song and at the end of the ring is goes "Hello, Moto!" Either the guy is messing with his phone or he gets a LOT of calls, because it goes off about every 5 minutes. Next time I think I'll wing my glass of ice at him. That'll be fun.



Update: 01:36am

Great...the guy next to me is caughing like a SARS patient. Wonderful. If I get the plague again, I'm gonna be .



Update: 01:55am

Ok, you know your tired when you are looking for the "NEXT" button on your browser, get confused because you can't find it, then start to panic. Yeah, I'm there. It's time to board my plane. Catch you folks on the other side of the Big Pond, tomorrow night. Yay, Jet Lag!



Update: 11:01am

Well, I made it to London. I was happy to see that London greeted me in the traditional fashion: rain. :-) But, it's the first time I've seen grass in almost two months so I'm no complaining. So, I'm sitting here in the United Airlines lounge drinking Guinness. To my internal clock it's well after noon, so I'm good to go! ;-) Hmmm...I'm hungry, again....oh, look! Pretzles!

Someone said this to me, yesterday...



Told ya Ima crazy bitch... but NOOOOO... no one listens to me untill Im standing over their lifeless form with a broken spork completely wrapped in Barney Birthday Napkins screaming in strange tongues...